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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 12:46

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

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